ALN-EE M10Y25

Incoming transmission from the Alien Adoption Agency News Desk.
Keeping you updated with events across Earth, the cosmos, and our aliens’ mysterious home beyond the Great Attractor.

Interstellar Visitor Approaches Earth
On 30 October 2025, interstellar object 3I/ATLAS will enter our solar system. It’s travelling on a hyperbolic path, meaning it came from deep space and will never return. Grab your telescopes, this is a once-in-a-lifetime sighting! https://science.nasa.gov/solar-system/comets/3i-atlas/

Planet Europa’s hidden Oceans remapped
NASA has released new data suggesting that Jupiter’s icy moon Europa may have volcanic activity on its seafloor. This makes it one of the most promising places to look for alien life.

https://www.sciencealert.com/is-3i-atlas-comet-an-alien-probe-these-are-the-signs-to-look-for" rel="noopener" target="_blank">The 3i Interstellar craft sends S.O.S signals 'The Great Attractor' region.
Long thought lost in a space crash, the 3I interstellar craft has been detected transmitting faint energy bursts in the Milky Way galaxy. Scientists at Handler HQ believe these are 'distress calls' sent back to the Great Attractor zone.

Alien Council Election Results
Breaking news from the aliens’ home-world: a new Intergalactic Director has been chosen by the Council. Their first decree? “Send more adoption packs to Earth!”

Cadet Promotions Open
All Alien Handlers are eligible to advance their ranks. Complete your first 30 days of alien care to be promoted to Junior Agent.

Limited Edition Plasma Sachets Incoming
Rumours suggest a Black Ops feeding serum may be released soon. Keep your eyes on the adoption station for updates.

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